To All the Calvin Harris & Disclosure Lovers

昨晚先去了 Dada 听 Nic 放了牛逼工业音乐set, 然后在 Logo 见到 Cammy 放 Kraftwerk 和 Basic Channel. 最后到 Shelter 拿下周四 DJ Yoda 的招贴. 因为周日大家要上班所以2点到 Shelter 的时候已经没有什么人. T-Plus 说 hey bro you wanna play a bit? 我说好啊然后开始放自己喜欢的歌.

在我放 Beck 的 Where it’s at 的时候, 一个女孩走过来说,

“hey can you put on some more energetic music, my friends are coming”

我: “ok what kind of music you want”

girl: “Calvin Harris should be good”

我: “oh i don’t have his track and it’s too mainstream for shelter to play too, sorry for that and if you need you can go to hengshan lu for it”

girl: “hey i have 10 people and if you don’t play some good music we’ll all leave and get refund too ”

我一听就乐了: “oh that’s ok no worries”

girl: “so you’d like to dj to an empty place rather than play our tracks and get us party here? ”

我: “yep”

girl: “don’t you know that disclosure is the best band right now in the world?”

我: “not exactly”

女孩做了个很嫌弃的表情转身跟朋友说我是多烂的一个dj,

然后我放了 Cathedral, Electric Wizard 和 Black Sabbath

THESE ARE THE TRACKS FOR Y’ALL CALVIN HARRIS & DISCLOSURE LOVERS, THEY SUCK AND I GOT 300G DOOM METAL TO RUIN YOUR LIFE, DON’T EVER TRY IT AGAIN.

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